Private Crapital

Structured nonsense, packaged professionally.

Corporate chaos celebration

Deals (Classic & Structured)

NPS Securitisation 2025-1 Trust

NPS Syndicated Loan 2025-1

NPS CLO 2025-1

NPS Covered Bonds 2025-1

Net Promoter Swap (NPSW) 2025

Collateralised Meme Obligation (CMO) 2025-1

Synthetic Vibe Default Swap (SVDS) 2025

Equity‑Linked Detractor Notes (ELDN) 2025

Retail Products

Buy Now, Recommend Later (BNRL)

Customer Loyalty ABS 2025-1

Subscription‑Backed Notes 2025

ESG Structuring

Greenwashing Bonds 2025

Carbon Credit CLO 2025-1

Social Impact Tranches 2025

Edgy Innovation

CEO Ego Swaps 2025

M&A Synergy Warrants 2025

IPO of Goodwill 2025